when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws the possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
t1nk:
It funny how parents can be rude to their children and give them the silent treatment but the children can not do the same.
We’ve been raised by Hippocrates.
“go to your room you little dick”
AHAHAHA

look at this precious thing
fucking look at it
and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back
When good bunnies go bad.
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention















