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stridernekos:

im still never going to recover from this
my moms boss sent her this as a christmas card

stridernekos:

im still never going to recover from this

my moms boss sent her this as a christmas card

touchingbutts:
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news in britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
news in america: cannibal eats man's face

cindry:

when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws the possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now

my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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idonthaveanyideawhatablogis:

minmo:

t1nk:

It funny how parents can be rude to their children and give them the silent treatment but the children can not do the same.

We’ve been raised by Hippocrates.

“go to your room you little dick”

AHAHAHA

hearts-not-parts:

helivesunderawaterfall:

motherfuckin-snozzberries:

look at this precious thing
fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

hearts-not-parts:

helivesunderawaterfall:

motherfuckin-snozzberries:

look at this precious thing

fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

j-stin:

subtrist:

  • help i’m on tumblr and i can’t get off

Did someone say Bikini Bottom Twerk team ?

pacific-a:

hashtagshutthefuckup:

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1000—years:

feelings-change-memories-don-t:

OMG YES<3

this is like jesus christ in a tumblr post

1000—years:

feelings-change-memories-don-t:

OMG YES<3

this is like jesus christ in a tumblr post